Ballistic: What happens to you when nothing works, as in “I go
Cyberspace: Where everyone boldly goes.
Digital: Stuff you can count on two fingers.
Flamed: Dead meat_what happens to you if you break the Net rules.
Icons: Helpful signposts it’ you worship them respectfully Luddites: Bosses who don’t know the difference between stability and paralysis.
Obsolete: The system you just purchased.
Vidiots: Those who spend too much time riding the Net.